Continual Bristolian to English Introduction Program.

Addition of TO or DOWN to sentences.

“Where’s that TO me babber?” – Where is that, my child?

“Got me some Lambert’s DOWN shop Marm.” –

I picked up some Lambert Butler Cigrettes at the Corner Shop Mother.

Addition of -AL to nouns.

“Errr yeah me darling I got that Microwave Pizza down AsdaAL’s” –

I picked up the Microwavable Pizza you requested at Wall Mart Adsa my Dearest.